Just because.



List ten of your (or someone else’s apparently ) OCs

1) Isee Whoitis
2) Tara Who (Jay’s)
3) Uncle Bob MaGuire
4) AJ (also Jay’s)
5) Bullseye (yep, Jay’s)
6) Ned McDodd (Blue Sky’s)
7) Chairman VonFrood (‘nother Blue Sky one)
8) Mayisee Whoitis
9) Iknow Whoitis
10) Guess Who (again, JAY )



1. A dark knight appears in front of 5 and says he is his/her father. How does 5 react to it?
Bullseye: .......the HELL???
AJ: Just knock him out man. -_____-


2. Kiss someone...NOW!
Tara: *kisses Isee’s cheek*
Isee: O///////////////////////////////////O!! .............
*Guess’s giggles and McDodd’s screams coming from some closet somewhere*
AJ: *sprays mouth with breath freshener* *looks flirtingly at Iknow*
Iknow: Oh, HELL no Fruitloop.
Mayisee: *patting Bullseye on the head* I’m happily married hun, try someone closer to your age.
Bullseye: ........again. the HELL?!?!
VonFrood: *in Bob’s deathgrip* UnHAND me, you UNCOUTH MORON!!
Bob: GIVE OL’ UNCLE BOBBY SOME SHUGAH SWEETHEAAAAAAAAAART!!!


3. A bullet is about to hit someone important to 1 and he jumps in front of it. What does the person say to 1?
Tara: ohmygod, ISEE ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!?!


4. Everyone is inside a giant robot and 7 is driving. What happens?
Ned: *crammed uncomfortably inside with everyone else, hearing VonFrood laughing maniacally* .......Ohhhh we’re doomed.


5. 3 and 6 are in a graveyard and suddenly a lot of zombies come out of their graves. Can they fight the zombies? If they can't who can save them?
Bob: *shaking hands with a zombie, accidentally breaking his han doff* Top of the morning to you Avril!
Ned: *hiding behind Bob* !!!!!


6. 8 and 4 enter in a drinking contest. Who wins?
AJ: *hic* .....gluuuaaaah... *hits the floor after one drink*
Mayisee: .......it was only orange juice.


7. Everyone but 1 has amnesia. Does he/she help them? How? If not what does he/she do?
Isee: .......docter LaRUUUUUUUE!!!!
Dr. LaRue: SHORRY, SHORRY, I’LL FIXSH THISHH, I SHWEAR!!!


8. 1 meets a Siren while sailing through a rocky ocean pass! Does s/he survive or give in to the deadly song?
Isee: *staring mesmerized at a suspiciously petite Siren with suspicious blonde hair and is suspiciously wearing a blue jumper*


9. Suddenly the universe is invaded by CLOWNS!!! what is 5's reaction?!
Bullseye: OH MY GOD, WHYYYYYY!!?!?!


10. Which of your ten OC's would win in a fight against the Voltron Force?
*everyone shoves Ned forward*
Iknow: Go get ‘em tiger!
VonFrood: Prove to us you’re not a complete boob!
Tara: GO DADDY!!
Bob: *waving a Ned pennant flag*
Ned:


11. 2, 7, and 4 must learn magic and work together in order to defeat the evil lord Voldemort! Will they succeed?
Tara: *running away from AJ* ISEEEEEE!!!
VonFrood: *tosses wand away* I have more important things to worry about than the end of the world.
AJ: Ditto.


12. 7 is making a wiki about his/her fandom! What's it about?
VonFrood: *staring at computer screen* ......how the bloody hell do I turn this thing on???


13. I AM THE EGGMAN. THEY ARE THE EGGMEN. I AM THE WALRUS. COO-COO-CA-CHOO!!!
*everyone stares*
Bob: *clapping*


14. 1 and 3 are suddenly thrown into battle with Kirby and Kracko! (on the same team?!) who wins?
Isee: UNCLE BOB! Despite the way it may look like, that pink thing is NOT a BUBBLE GUM BALL!!!


15. Each OC is separated and hurled into a dimension filled with their own worst nightmare! They must overcome it to escape- which ones find willpower, and which are doomed forever?!
Isee: *knees pulled up to chest, rocking self back and forth* Oh god Tara why, oh god Tara why, oh god Tara WHYYYY...
Tara: *huddled up in the corner with Mr. Snufflebg* .........daddy..........don’t go......*sniff*
Bullsyes: *curled up in the fetal position on the ground* So...... many...... CLOWNS........
AJ: *standing over Bullseye* *pinching bridge of nose* Pull yourself together Bulls...
Ned: ...so... many... CHAIRMEN!!!
Mayisee: *comforting Isee*
Guess: *comforting Tara*
VonFrood: *leaves*
Bob: *off catching moonbeams with a butterfly net*
Iknow: .......*facepalms*


16. All the others get shrunk and transported into 7's body, what do they do and what do they find?
Iknow: UGH. How much prune juice does this guy DRINK?!
Guess: *pulled dress up* *watching a clump of almost-digested food drift by* Apparently not as much as the amount of BRAN he consumes.
Isee: *whispers to Tara* With a diet like that, no WONDER the guy’s a grouch...
VonFrood: HEY! I heard that!
Tara:


17. 5, 9, 2 and 3 are all thrown in a pit and have to battle the Rancor, what do they do?
Iknow: *stares at Rancor*
Rancor: .......*dies instantly*


18. Chicken, what kind?
Bob: THE KIND THAT COMES WITH COTTON CANDY AND MUSTARD!!
Everyone else: o________o .......
Isee: ......um. I’m thinking of going Vegan. Whose with me?
Everyone except Bob: *raises hands*


19. Each person is transported to their ideal world, what is it filled with?
---
Isee: *wearing a wedding tux* *carrying a Tara duplicate in a white wedding gown over the threshold* *looks to the sky tearfully* Thank you God...
---
Tara: *holding a marshmallow gavel on her official Chairwoman gumdrop desk in a candy courtroom* We have all that we need, we need all that we’ve got....... *a spotted pink and blue giraffe floats by*
---
Bob: Would you lookit all the BACON and TOOOOOOOOOAST?
---
AJ: *all of Whoville bowing before him, his arm around his beloved queen Iknow (a duplicate, thankfully)* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
---
Bullseye: *watching the clouds roll by with an AJ duplicate* Hey man, that one looks like a peanut...
---
Ned: *surrounded by cheese* *need I say more?*
---
VonFrood: *Sally duplicate instead of Iknow duplicate* BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
---
Mayisee: *pretty much a normal day at the Whoitis household* Don’t forget your crescent wrench Iknow! Look, dear, could you remind Isee to wear clean underwear today! His last few pairs have started gettinh holes in the-
Isee (duplicate): MOOOM, I CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE WITHOUT DAD’S HELP, THANKS!!!!!
Mayisee:
---
Iknow: *watching AJ’s house burn to the ground* *happy sigh*
---
Guess: *holding a glass of champagne, wearing a wedding ring and escorting what appears to be a Ned McDodd duplicate to her bedroom* *looks at the audience with a smirk* Oh come on, like you didn’t see THIS coming.


20. Every girl in the group gets their favourite weapon to beat down someone else in the group (can be another girl), who do they beat down and what do they say?
Tara: W-weapon?!! I-I don’t even like BUTTER KNIFES!!
Mayisee: And I ABHOR VIOLENCE!
Iknow: *lights blowtorch* *singsong voice* Ohhh, AJ, come out, come out, wherever you are.......
Guess: *revving up a chainsaw* Ohhh, MRs. O’Malleyyyyyy...?
Tara and Mayisee:


21. 4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. it then turns into what appears to be an evil horse and tries to eat their face! what duz dey do?
AJ: THE HELL?!?!
Bullseye: I feel for ya boss... -___-


22. A giant radioactive cookie lands on top of 6, 10, and 3, do they get out, and what is everybody's reaction?
Uncle Bob: ...The gods have answered my prayers.
Ned: *twitching under cookie* My baaaaaaaack...
Guess: Hang on tight, darling! Uncle Bob will eat you out of there soon enough!


23. 3 tries to cook for 10! What does he/she cook and does it turn out well?
Guess: .......... Hun. I appreciate the sentiment, but I’m afraid I haven’t quite acquired a taste for broccoli dipped in chocolate sauce, topped with jalapenos, fried rice, rainbow sprinkles, and sauerkraut yet. I'm pretty sure McDodd has though. Maybe you should go give this to him.
Bob: THEN I SHALL!!!


24. The whole group is out walking around when they find a baby. What do they do with it?
*all look at McDodd*
Ned: ...oh for the love of, IT’S NOT MINE!!!


25. Everyone wins a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew.
*Pen, Jay, and Dr. LaRue appear out of nowhere and steal it all*
Tara: HEY!
Ned: GIVE THAT BACK!
Iknow: AFTER THEM!!
Pen, Jay, and Dr. Larue: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!


26. 5 gets a boring desk job. How do they pass the time?
Bullseye: .....screw this crap, I quit.


27. If everyone somehow became their favorite dessert, what would they be?
Tara:
Isee: O__________O ......oh god, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES EVERBODY!!!


28. 1,3,5,7,10 are surrounded by hostile beings of another world, how would they escape with their lives?
*the ground is surrounded*
Isee: Oh god oh god oh god, WE’RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!
Bob: But hostile beings are the BEST KIND!
Bullseye: W-where’s AJ?? I can’t fight these things off with out AJ!!
Chairman: Nyguuuuuh......
Guess: .......is it too late to say I’m no longer affiliated with you people?


29. Everyone does a driving test. How does it go?
*everyone observing a car crashed into a Trufula tree, smoke rising from the scene*
Guess: ... *turns to Ned* And you wonder why you weren’t allowed to have a car in the movie.
Ned:


30. 1 is found described as god of an ancient religion inscribed in walls in a newfound tomb! How does he/she react when he/she becomes famous for it?
Isee: O____________O ............uhhhh... what the HELL have you been smoking???


31. Google says "ANKLYOSAURUS" to 3, 5 and 9! What are their reactions?
*silence*
Bob: Makes perfect sense to me.
Iknow and Bullseye: *facepalm*


32. 5, 4, 9, and 3 are in a boat in the middle of the ocean when all of a sudden they hear Jaws theme mysteriously playing out of nowhere. What happens?
Iknow: *pushes AJ and Bullseye out of the boat*
Bullseye: *splashing and sputtering* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR??!
Iknow: *dumping bloody steaks in the water too* Like I need a reason?
Bob: *standing on his head, satl and pepper shakers balanced on his feet* Ohhhhhh, my bologna has a first name, it’s U-N-C-L-E...


33. 1! CAN YOU SEE WHY KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?
Isee: O______O ........Uhhhhh... uh, um, I uhh, w-well, that’s um, uhhhhhhhh I DUNNO!!!!
Bob: And THAT, my young breath mint is why you fail.


34. Everyone's drunk! Who doesn't drink to drive them all home?
Mayisee: *escorting a plastered Mayor and Chairman over to her car* Okay, just a little farther and I’ll get you two home...
Ned and VonFrood: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shweeeeeeeeet Adellide.....
Ned: *hiccups*
Mayisee: *sighs* This is the LAST time you convince Look and I to attend these legal functions, Guess......
Guess: *taking pictures of the drunken elected officials* I have absolutely NO idea what you’re complaining about darling.


35. 1, 4, 9 and 10 are all bouncing on top of a skyscraper on moon hoppers! Then 10 eats his/hers and vomits it off the building creating a SEA OF VOMIT leaving the four to fend for themselves on the one island on top of the building! WHAT HAPPENS?
*silence*
*silence*
*cricket chirps*
Iknow: ...................is it too early to say that I quit?


36. 1 is submerged in a pit of tarantulas! How does he/she react?
Isee: ......hoooooooOOOHMYFREAKINGGAWDGETEMOFFOFME!!!!


37. 3 chokes on water! What does 1 do?
Isee: WHO LET UNCLE BOB NEAR WATER?!?


38. If an evil toaster came and stole the letter P, what would happen?
Tara: ...oh my gosh....... Uncle Bob was RIGHT.


39. 8 has a bukkit! Nooo! 6 be stealing their bukkit!
Mayisee: ....... why are you stealing my bucket filled with experimental cheese Mr. Mayor?
Ned: ASK NO QUESTIONS. *runs off*


40. 7 is on a date with 4 when they slip on a freshly waxed floor. What is 4's reaction?
AJ: ........you know? Somehow, I’m doubt ANYONE would be surprised to find out that you were a gay pedophile.
VonFrood: *twitching on the floor in pain* My hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip...


41. 3, 4 and 10 are in an Indiana Jones-esque ancient temple full of traps and treasure! Can anyone get through the temple and get the golden whale statue worth Infinite dollars?
Uncle Bob: *wearing a fedora and holding a whip*
AJ: Why do I have to be the black ninja guy who gets shot?!?
Guess: .......youuuuu SERIOUSLY have to ask?


42. 1,5 and 7 are suddenly transported to another dimension where all their friends want to kill them! What do they do?
Isee: Bullseye, if you shoot this dimension’s Tara, I. Will. Not. Hesistate. To BREAK YOUR SPINE!
Bullseyes: The SAME goes for YOU with the evil AJ!!!
Isee: Wait. Wasn’t he already evil-
Bullseye: SHUDDUP!!!
VonFrood: *aiming a gun at evil Ned*


43. The quiz is over! Now what?
Bob: The cake is a lie.
Tara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!





I withhold all comments. Mountain Dew, anybody?